YES, I lost 3 teeth. The tooth fairy comes tonight. Think of all the cold hard cash coming my way. Oh yeah, how about the mulah, the dinero‘s, the big bucks. Think of all the disposable income, I’ll be rolling in the Benjamin’s….,

Who said no teeth, no money? Wait, what do you mean “where are the teeth?” I swallowed them. I had to chew on a lot of furniture to loosen them up. You go look around out back picking through the yard brownies for the teeth.
I have proof, see the holes!? Peoples, always looking for a loophole.

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