Going for a ride, I’m going for a ride. Oh yeah, I’m going for a ride. Shotgun, oh no, I’m driving.
All set, outta my way. Let’s hit the road. Did everybody pee? Wait, is the car asking me where I want to go? How do I know I’m only 4 months old.
This driving stuff is so tiring (yawn). I don’t know how the peoples stay awake. I’m sitting here in my fancy deluxe driving box with my blankie, and toys. Yeah I know all about the backwards facing child seats with the 5-point restraining system….
But if I’m facing backwards, I wont be able to feel that Sun on my face. Who needs the wind in their hair.
(Yawn) Wake me up when we are there.
Life and Times of "the Potato" 