WTH, can’t puppies be puppies? Why are there chores to do? (Editorial comment: she does not have any chores) How can I play if there are chores? There are child labor laws ya know.

My peoples HAVE to do the laundry, whatever that is. So I took their hanger. They use these hanger to keep the clothes out of my reach so I can’t chew on them. Why are they wearing clothes anyway? I have a nice coat of fur.

There’s the food bowl – in the dish washer. I thought the dish washer was the He peoples? I can’t get it out.

Yeah! The peoples took the bowls out. Time to eat!

The vacuum is great fun. Just like brushing my teeth. My sisters run away when the peoples vacuum. I run to the vacuum.
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