“The mountain is high, the valley is low
And you’re confused on which way to go.”
The peoples like to go for “rides.” I thought they meant carnival rides, welp no. They like to drive their automobile around in circles. Sometimes we go to a park and I get out, that is great fun but damn the sun is hot.
As we motor along, I like to look out the window and partake in all the passing smells. As much as one puppy can when buzzing down the street. If only they would walk, I could smell those flowers, get a little exercise, maybe some cardio – gotta watch my shape you know.
“Come on and take a free ride (Free ride)
Come on and sit here by my side
Come on and take a free ride.”
Anyway, I enjoy the ride. They put this strap thingy on me so I don’t hurt myself. Really, I’m not driving! Maybe if the He peoples drove better this wouldn’t be a concern. The She peoples warns us all the time, “hold on her girls, poppa is driving.”
Sometimes it is good to see where you have been. With the He peoples driving it is easier for me to hold myself steady if I stand on Marley. She doesn’t seem to care nor does she want to see where we have been.
After a while it gets tiring so I use the dog seat cover as a rest-stop (like the way I fit driving lingo into the story?)
The peoples think this seat cover is going to keep me in the back seat, welp they are WRONG!
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