The Audition

Excuse me, I have an idea, inspiration you might say. I’ve been thinking about my future, I’m almost 1 and I need a plan. You know I can’t sit around your house all day, chasing kitties, chewing on sticks and peeing on the rug,

I’m thinking about a career on Broadway. I’m going to audition for the show Cats. I’m a natural, I even look like a cat – don’t you think.

Anyway, I put together a demo tape, what do you think? Oh yeah, can you address the envelope and add stamps?