Guess what, it’s Halloween. The peoples didn’t tell me Halloween is tonight. I didn’t have enough time to read up on it.
The She peoples put this spooky ghost bow tie on me. Geez doesn’t she know I’m a girl? How many girls do you see in a bow tie?
Wowser we got presents. I didn’t know we got presents on Halloween. I’m really liking this pumpkin head thingy. Sage got a spooky bone (boring).
I’m not sure what the He person is doing but I don’t care for the smell and NO I’m not putting my paw in there.
Trick-or-Treating. Are you kidding me? I don’t even like candy. Is this embarrassing or what? Yes, I had a mat to sit on outside, concrete is cold you know.
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