Playing SMB

Ya know, being a dog comes with some great advantages. I get to chase kitties and rabbits. Take power naps whenever. I don’t have chores. And I can do things that peoples find offensive like I can poop on the floor, sniff crotches, drink from the garden hose, and play “smell my butt.”

Time for another game of SMB. Come on Sage let’s play!

I like to play SMB with the kitties and my big sisters, even my cousin. But not everyone plays. I don’t understand why not.

My sister and cousin play. They understand the etiquette. The peoples yell their support and tell us to stop. I guess so everyone gets a chance to play.