You know, I was so looking forward to being all grown up. I could play all day, all night without having the peoples watching over me. But I’m here to tell you, this is tiring. I was out with the peoples and went for a walk. By the time we got back to the car, I was BEAT. Could not even keep my eyes open as we waiting for the She peoples to finish her office visit.
Even just sitting on the stoop looking for bunnies and tree-rats is exhausting. I just sit here and my eyes close.
We went for a ride, apparently, that is what peoples do – they ride around and look at stuff. I’m the navigator you know after a while it gets boring. I offer points of interest to stop at which they usually ignore. Gotta wonder why I waste my time. A puppy can only be turned down so often before it’s not worth my time. So much as a career as a tour guide.
I even find it hard to keep my eyes open when sitting on the peoples laps. It’s not like their laps are that comfortable. Just dictating this is exhausting, I need a nap.
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Life and Times of "the Potato" 