So the peoples got this bright idea … replace their floors. Who does that? I loved the old carpet. The smells made it an adventure. This new floor is hard, slippery and lacks the reminiscent smells of urine, puke, poop and some other amazing smells I can’t even tell you what they are.
Luckily, the new floor included the old drool rag. Welp, as I am bougie and there is no pillow in sight the drool rag works. If anyone can help a puppy out, I’m looking for an area rug, pillow or spare drool rag, if you can spare them please send it my way.
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Life and Times of "the Potato" 