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Adventures of a French Bulldog

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I’m a French Bulldog puppy. I spend my days chewing on toes and furniture, chasing cats and I love FOOD!
Oh, Hell no!

Oh, Hell no!

March 25, 2023March 25, 2023 The PotatoLeave a comment

You will not believe this. The other day my favorite Auntie S peoples was visiting. I want you to know I haven’t seen her is a week or so. Welp she brought her husband who I like but I really want to spend time with her. She should have brought my cousin Scout, I would… Continue reading Oh, Hell no!

Doppelgänger

Doppelgänger

March 22, 2023March 15, 2023 The PotatoLeave a comment

Peoples you will never believe this. I ran into my doppelgänger the other day. Really, she was in the peoples shed, I don’t understand how that is. Must be a doppelgänger thing, they are special. I can’t wait till the next time I see her. Gotta find out how she got into the shed. I… Continue reading Doppelgänger

Atmospheric Noir

Atmospheric Noir

March 18, 2023March 19, 2023 The Potato2 Comments

I’ve been try to expand my interest and developed an interest in Film Noir. I was watching the 1931 Maltese Falcon (Ricardo Cortez as Sam Spade) with the He peoples, welp I napped some. He mentioned it was one of the first Noir films. I don’t know who he was talking to - he talks… Continue reading Atmospheric Noir

Guess who knocked off Labradors

Guess who knocked off Labradors

March 16, 2023March 19, 2023 The Potato3 Comments

Wow, I was sitting around watching the He peoples read the news on Yahoo when we saw this story. Frenchies have taken the #1 spot on the AKC list of breeds. I know we are the best but I’m not sure I like the added attention. Below is an excerpt from the news story and… Continue reading Guess who knocked off Labradors

HEY, I just made that bed!

HEY, I just made that bed!

March 15, 2023March 19, 2023 The Potato2 Comments

I know this is getting old but WTH. I’m not getting any respect. After I had made my bed in the pen-house, I watched one of the kittie sisters stroll in and making herself at home in MY BED! Hey, that’s my bed and you’re in it. You messed up the blanket, it was just… Continue reading HEY, I just made that bed!

I guess you should look where you are going

I guess you should look where you are going

March 11, 2023March 8, 2023 The PotatoLeave a comment

Why is it peoples doing dumb things blame it on me? I ask you what did I do? The She peoples gave me this fish bone and it is GREAT! I chew it all the time. I take it upstairs and downstairs, outside, to bed. I love chewing on this bone. And when I’m done… Continue reading I guess you should look where you are going

HEY! I’m trying to sleep here

HEY! I’m trying to sleep here

March 8, 2023March 7, 2023 The PotatoLeave a comment

Guess what? This is my 100th post. Not bad for a Frenchie don’t you think? My regular readers know of my fondness for power naps. Doesn’t matter if it is a morning nap, afternoon nap, an evening nap. Any place and every place is good. Welp recently the sister kitties have become the bane of… Continue reading HEY! I’m trying to sleep here

Catch Me if You Can

Catch Me if You Can

March 4, 2023March 4, 2023 The PotatoLeave a comment

Have you peoples seen the movie “Catch me if you can?” With Leonard DiCaprio and Tom Hanks. I was watching it the other day and couldn’t believe how dumb peoples are. Well maybe I can. So the He peoples likes to collect doggie poop. I have no idea why. Its good for snacking. But anyway,… Continue reading Catch Me if You Can

Look into my eyes

Look into my eyes

March 1, 2023February 28, 2023 The Potato2 Comments

Look into my eyes. Look very deeply … into my eyes. Don’t blink, just concentrate and look into my eyes. You are feeling sleepy. WAIT, don’t go to sleep yet. Look into my eyes, into the abyss of my eyes. Come on peoples, pay attention here! This is important. Looking into my eyes, look deeply.… Continue reading Look into my eyes

Almost an Entrée

Almost an Entrée

February 25, 2023February 25, 2023 The PotatoLeave a comment

OMG peoples, I had a near-death experience. Maybe I’m exaggerating just a bit. I was almost an entrée. The He peoples took me outside a couple nights ago to do my thing. He always accompanies me as I’m afraid of the dark. Welp anyway, I was trotting out through the snow to my favorite spot… Continue reading Almost an Entrée

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