Hey look, it’s a He peoples slipper. He had slipper laces once but I took them. They really looked dumb. Anyway, I like the fleece lining. It is great to chew on. Look down in there. The fleece goes all the way to the end, top and bottom, all places in between. Well, almost. The… Continue reading Fumigation
Author: The Potato
I’m a French Bulldog puppy. I spend my days chewing on toes and furniture, chasing cats and I love FOOD!
Point of View
(Lettie). Hey sister kittie, what’s going on outside. What? I can’t hear you, come closer. Yeah I know the peoples need to clean the window. It wouldn’t be so bad if you kept your nose off the glass. (Kittie) The wind is really blowing today. Just look at the trees moving and the leaves blowing… Continue reading Point of View
Playing SMB
Ya know, being a dog comes with some great advantages. I get to chase kitties and rabbits. Take power naps whenever. I don’t have chores. And I can do things that peoples find offensive like I can poop on the floor, sniff crotches, drink from the garden hose, and play “smell my butt.” Time for… Continue reading Playing SMB
California Dreaming (on such a winter’s day)
Back on my birthday I dreamt, hoped, the peoples would take me out for a spa day. I feel like I am entitled. It was a long tough year getting to be 1. But I managed, and it did happen. To celebrate, I hoped and hoped for a spa day. I’ve now given up and… Continue reading California Dreaming (on such a winter’s day)
French (Bulldog) Baguette
As a Frenchie, I’m naturally fond of baguettes (and I also like quiche but that’s a story for another day). The other day, the He peoples was enjoying a baguette so I took the liberty of reminding him I am French. This worked out and we shared. This reminds me, because I am French, did… Continue reading French (Bulldog) Baguette
A Tale about no Tail
All my sisters have a tail. My dog sister wag theirs, the kittie sisters, their tails just stick up in the air - they are special. I just have a butt, like the peoples. When I’m in the scrum, my sisters have an unfair advantage, their tails. Yeah, it helps them keep their balance. I’m… Continue reading A Tale about no Tail
This is not funny
The He peoples was at the grocery store. He went down the greetings card aisle and spotted a birthday card. He thinks it is funny. So much so he took a picture of it and text the She people. They both chuckled, and said it was soooooooooo cute. Welp, I’m here to tell you this… Continue reading This is not funny
ZOOM, ZOOM
Wow I attended my first ZOOM call. It was so exciting. The He peoples was on a meeting with the Grand-peoples. I got to step in and say HEY! This is great, I got to see peoples on the screen. When it rains it pores, I was on yet another ZOOM a ZOOM, ZOOM call… Continue reading ZOOM, ZOOM
Tai chi (Puppy Style)
I was watch Kung Fu Panda and saw Po practicing Tai chi. Known as meditation in motion, Tai Chi is an ancient Chinese tradition based in martial arts. It is a practice that involves a series of slow gentle movements and physical postures, a meditative state of mind, and controlled breathing. I tried mindfulness but… Continue reading Tai chi (Puppy Style)
Olly Olly Oxen Free
I’ve been playing hide and seek with the kitties and I got to thinking, where did this game come from. The peoples don’t have any oxen, goats, cows, or chickens so I was confused. Off to Wikipedia I go and look what I found: “The origin of the phrase is unknown. The Dictionary of American… Continue reading Olly Olly Oxen Free
Life and Times of "the Potato" 