Coming to live with the peoples worried me initially. Now I’ve come to see how wrong is was. Now I really enjoy the simple things in life.
The He peoples put these round things on the floor called to-ma-tos. They look like red balls to me.
Gotta itch, how is a puppy supposed to scratch it?
I really enjoy the garden chew toy but I guess I chewed it too much, it leaks now - just like rain.
Our hero searches the deep dark jungle in search of the dangerous and elusive jungle lion.
The peoples call throwing their plastic and paper into a bin “recycling.” Well I take trash and recycle it into a toy right before their eyes.
Excuse me, I have an idea, inspiration you might say. I’ve been thinking about my future, I’m almost 1 and I need a plan. You know I can’t sit around your house all day, chasing kitties, chewing on sticks and peeing on the rug, I’m thinking about a career on Broadway. I’m going to audition… Continue reading The Audition
“The mountain is high, the valley is lowAnd you're confused on which way to go.” The peoples like to go for “rides.” I thought they meant carnival rides, welp no. They like to drive their automobile around in circles. Sometimes we go to a park and I get out, that is great fun but damn… Continue reading Joy Riding
Hah, the peoples have this swing. I’ve seen my sister kitties in it all the time. They enjoy playing in it so it must be a swing-set. I really want to try it out. After a lot of thought I have a plan… It is a good thing I have such short legs, it means… Continue reading Swing-set
The She peoples like to tell me I have to share. I feel I share my stuff. As I like to remind her, what’s mine is mine, and what’s theirs is mine. So when the sisters or my cousin have stuff I feel they should share. I’m sharing with Sage The other day, my sister… Continue reading Gotta Share, My Momma Said